Saved or Created

So the White House published a report about two weeks ago describing how the Stimulus, and President Obama by extension, has created or saved 3.6 million jobs. Do you think if I called the White House switchboard they might patch me through and Barack can "create" one for me? 'Cause there sure aren't any "real" jobs available. They're saying that for every job available, there are 6 people interested in that 1 job. If only it were that good. Try 240. For a one-year position. I didn't even get an interview and I have "experience", but as I'm starting to believe will be the case forever, not "enough".